Caucau is Back, well almost

Caucau used to be so fast, so full of fury

Right now, he is full of too many stubbies and goat curry

 

He had a go at being an All Black

Instead he has put on the kilo, stack after stack

 

He used to throw a side step followed by a  dip

Now he looks like he has swallowed a sheep

 

Serevi wants him in his side

Maybe he can give him some advice

 

Cut back on the Fiji Bitter

Its not making you any fitter

 

If you want to win the Melrose Cup

You better go easy on the beef rump

 

Now he has signed a contract to play in France

He says he can still show the swerve and dance

 

He has some problems understanding French

He also thinks the French give off a stench

 

But now he is back to Agen in the summer

Just wait and watch, he will be back home after he has done a runner

 

Caucau has talent, no doubt about it

But there isn't much else going for him, mark us to it

 

Isnt it funny how we do this every time

Make it all so funny and make it rhyme

 

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