Monday, December 8, 2008

Caucau is Back, well almost

Caucau used to be so fast, so full of fury

Right now, he is full of too many stubbies and goat curry


He had a go at being an All Black

Instead he has put on the kilo, stack after stack


He used to throw a side step followed by a  dip

Now he looks like he has swallowed a sheep


Serevi wants him in his side

Maybe he can give him some advice


Cut back on the Fiji Bitter

Its not making you any fitter


If you want to win the Melrose Cup

You better go easy on the beef rump


Now he has signed a contract to play in France

He says he can still show the swerve and dance


He has some problems understanding French

He also thinks the French give off a stench


But now he is back to Agen in the summer

Just wait and watch, he will be back home after he has done a runner


Caucau has talent, no doubt about it

But there isn't much else going for him, mark us to it


Isnt it funny how we do this every time

Make it all so funny and make it rhyme


Free Poets Society


Viri said...

Love it Love it

Ha Ha ha

Luisa said...

Free Poets Society is the best

Pita Waqavonovono said...

Keep on keeping on

Luv it