Boy oh Boy, what a few days we've had
A story to rival that of Sinbad
Col Mara has escaped to Tonga
The rumours of how he did it are getting longer and longer
Can you imagine this tiny island
Can be prepared to pull off something so grand
I am reminded of the times of Ma'afu
When he came, plundered and said F*** you
This is just so crazy
Even more so because details are so hazy
We are told he hitched a ride on a Tongan navy boat
Wonder if he'll sit in the palace and gloat
But how could it happen, where was the Fiji Navy?
They came in were gone before you could say "Hey Baby"
The Tongans have to be sent a clear message,
This is not the end of this passage.
Isn't it funny how I do this every time
Make it all so funny and make it rhyme
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