Boom Boom Bang Bang,
In the middle of the night, the noises rang
Came a thundering noise, doof doof whooooof
What is that, could it be helicopters on the roof?
The Navy SEALS came slithering down the rope
That's it, the end of the road, the end of hope
They looked everywhere, mountains, valleys, villages and caves
Everywhere they looked, he found a way to be safe
10 long years, the might of America looked, inside, outside and on the ground
No matter what they did, he was nowhere to be found
When he was found, he was not hiding
He was living in style, just his time he was biding
Living with his 8 children and many a wife
Can you believe that, this man was enjoying his life
How can that be, living in a 3 storey mansion with courtyard and barn
Because America was looking everywhere but inside Pakistan
10 years he evaded the greatest power
All the time he was sleeping in a double bed and having a warm shower
Now isn't that amazing
Makes your head spin and swing
Unless of course we look beyond the spin
Wouldnt be Loyal Fijian if we didn't try to find the source of the stink
Can you really be living in secret for 10 years
When the greatest power was kicking down doors and capturing your dears
Was he really just hiding in a house in Abbottabad, 400 yards from a military base
If you believe that, Im afraid you will have egg on your face
Somebody do the smart thing, find the missing piece to solve this case
Find the tunnel, from Obama's mansion to the Pakistani Military Base!!
Isnt it funny how I do this every time
Make it so funny and make it rhyme
Free Poet Society
The Original and The One – Loyal Fijian